The worst part about telling people I write about music is that they ask what kind of music I write about. It’s not like it’s a complicated question, but it’s a question that if I give an honest answer to nobody will understand what I mean. As it turns out the average person doesn’t know…

Would you believe me if I said I have a convoluted way of making that unhinged clickbait headline make sense with real examples? As crazy as it may sound, I think underground music is undergoing a process known as carcinization, which is the theory that all species are convergently evolving into crabs. Now, don’t get…

An Editorial by someone unqualified to talk about anything. Horrible headline aside, I came to a realization this week that’s going to make me seem incredibly stupid. I end up having to explain what AuraLink is on a pretty regular basis in my real life to explain things like “why are you editing a tiktok…